Seldomly Asked Questions
uestion:
Where did you get your name?
As commonly asked by:
Eastern Europeans via e-mail
Answer 1:
That was the name of our founding lead singer, who has since
undergone a transgenderment operation and now performs under the
name "Celine Dion".
Answer 2:
One day long ago (after the first gig was booked, but before it
was performed) George found an Eastern European magazine at work
(Czech, he thinks...), of which he understood exactly two words.
"How does 'Seks Bomba' sound to you?" he asked guitarist Chris,
who replied meaningfully, "What the Hell are you talking about?"
Answer 3:
One of the guys in Matt's weekend survivalist militia group came up with it.
uestion:
Will Seks Bomba play at my wedding?
As commonly asked by:
Hip young musicians or music lovers, who also happen to be in love.
Answer 1:
Not only will we play your wedding, but we'll eat your food and drink your wine....
We have a whole page devoted to the subject.
Answer 2:
We're too cool to play at your wedding
Answer 3:
You're too cool to have us play at your wedding.
Answer 4:
Are you really sure you want to go through with this?
uestion:
When will my daughter become rich and famous?
As commonly asked by:
Dan Perkins
Answer:
Sometime after the CD comes out and the band tours for awhile,
puts out another album, tours some more, gets an appearance on
Conan O'Brien, gets a cut in a Tarantino film, tours again,
records a trilogy/song cycle based on a reworking of obscure
Runic texts in a style reminiscent of Manfred Mann's late 60's
work (augmented by key members of the Budapest Nat'l Radio
Orchestra), gets nominated for a Grammy in the Best Alternative
Nordic Deathmetal category, and co-headlines Lollapolooza with
the reformed & highly controversial, Don Henley-fronted Megadeth
leading to Total Media Saturation, at which point Seks Bomba Inc.
agrees to license its name out to a number of franchises around
the world (as a necessary means of partially meeting the
insatiable demand for all things Bomba), which eventually leaves
the band enough leisure time to cultivate the requisite number of
Stunningly Bad personal habits that will guarantee them a second
career on the "Oprah Circuit" long after everyone in the world has
become completely sick of their music.
